The transcript of Fetch
Script
(Opening Title Card: song could be the CatDog theme song or the song for it)
(Camera zooms into and inside CatDog's house)
Announcer on the Radio: And coming up here on the big K.A.T will be announcing the big winner of our big contest!
(Scene shows Cat stretching to go to the radio)
Cat: Come on, Dog! I gotta get to the radio.
Dog: Be right there, Cat.
(Dog bites his ball)
Dog: Come on! It's fetch time!
(Dog turns around and walks down the stairs gently and Cat gets hurt in the back by his head on the stairs, Winslow opens his door and Dog is gonna open the door outside to play fetch)
Dog: Fetch, fetch, fetch!
Cat: No. Not now, Dog. It's the big contest! I've got to listen to the radio for my name.
Dog: (muffling) K.A.T could've told you that? It's K.A.T! Heh heh.
(Cat stretches Dog back to the sofa and dials the number to call K.A.T and redeem his prize, but it makes Dog swallow his ball and make it go out of Cat's mouth)
Dog: So, come on! Throw the ball!
(Dog starts laughing and Winslow starts walking to CatDog)
Cat: Ok, but fetch quietly.
Dog: Make it a long one.
Cat: Oh! Look at it go.
(Cat throws the ball so Dog could get it, but Winslow got it anyway)
Dog: Hi, Win...slow?
Winslow: Hiya, Dog! This your ball?
(Winslow catches the ball throwing the ball up and down making Dog wanna catch the ball happily)
Announcer on the Radio: And now the moment all you "K.A.T" kids have been waiting for!
Cat: This is it!
(Cat turns up the volume of the radio, so he can hear it)
Announcer on the Radio: And now the winner of our big W.K.A.T contest.
Cat: This prize is gonna put us on easy street!
Winslow: Hey, Cat. Have you ever noticed that when you fetch a ball, a dog's gotta fetch?
Cat: Yeah. It's... whatever, yeah.
Announcer on the Radio: In order to claim your big prize, you gotta call within the next five minutes!
Cat: Five minutes, right.
(Winslow steps on the ball walking)
Winslow: Maybe it's like a ball of nature of something, Dog just can't help himself.
(Dog watches Winslow get to the door)
Announcer on the Radio: And the big W.K.A.T lucky winner is... Cat!
Cat: I WON!!!!
Winslow: Congratulations, Cat!
(Winslow opens the door and is ready to throw the ball as Cat is shocked and Dog is excited to play fetch)
Cat: Aah!
(Cat looks at the phone and needs to get it quickly)
Cat: I've gotta...
Dog: Hi ho diggety!
(Dog chases the ball and Cat gets hurt on the floor leading them outside for another rampage and the camera shows Winslow with binoculars)
Winslow: Heh heh! I love fetch.
(Scene shows Mervis riding his bike with his mail bag of mail and the ball is next to him and Dog runs for his ball)
Cat: Gotta get to the phone!
Mervis: Uh... Oh, no!
(CatDog ran near Mervis's bike leaving a mail mess and Dog still chases his ball)
Mervis: Hey! Tampering with the mail is a federal offence!
(Mervis gets back on his bike and chases CatDog while Mr. Sunshine is on the phone bar speaking to someone)
Mr. Sunshine: Uh, huh. Ow!
(CatDog ran near the phone booth knocking out Mr. Sunshine out the way and Cat tries to pull the phone and another scene shows Cliff's fist punching the garbage can because the Greaser Dogs were testing out their anger on hating Cat again)
Cliff: Greaser dogs hate CatButt! Greaser dogs hate...
(CatDog also got past the Greaser Dogs making them fall which makes Shriek a mess leaving strings of yarn on her hair or ears and more trash making Cliff and Lube as another CatDog)
Shriek: Aah! CatButt!
Cliff: Don't just stand there! Get them!
(Cliff and Lube take off trash off their clothes and the camera snaps back at CatDog getting the ball and snaps again so the Greaser Dogs go on top of Mervis to go pound CatDog)
Shriek: Hey!
Cliff: Come on, you guys.
Mervis: Dah!
Cliff: Go follow the CatDog!
(CatDog chase the ball at the Mall of Malls)
Dog: Ball! Ball! Ball, ball, ball!
Cat: Phone, phone, phone, phone! Please, no, please, just...
Shriek: They're there!
Dog: Fetch, fetch, fetch!
Cat: (grunts) (gasps) A phone. Just get it.
Dog: (grunts) Must... fetch...
Cat: (grunting) I'm trying to make it to the phone! I'm trying! (screaming)
Mr. Sunshine: Ow!
Cliff: Ok, boys!
(Cliff, Lube Shriek, and Mervis try to get CatDog again but the escalator breaks and sends CatDog flying again, and Cliff. Lube, and Shriek and Mervis crash on a fire truck, and CatDog slides up a slide and also crash in an airplane.
Dog: Whoaaaaa! Fetch the little ball!
Cat: (screaming)
(Then they crash into a phone booth in the Grand Canyon and into Mr. Sunshine again)
Dog: Another perfect game of fetch.
Cat: Terrific. (gasps) A phone. I can still make it! This is Cat. Tell me not too late, please!
Announcer on the Phone: Congratulations, Cat, today's your lucky day!
Cat: Dog, I won!!
Lube: Cliff! Cliff! A cliff! Cliff!
Cliff: Yeah? What? Yeah? What?
Cat: Whew! Close one.
Dog: Yeah.
Cat: Dog, this is our lucky day.
(The airplane from before crashes on CatDog, and catches on fire. CatDog scream and fall off the Grand Canyon.)
(We cut outside of their house where Winslow is sunbathing and CatDog are in casts and broken teeth)
Winslow: So, Cat, the Grand Canyon made a real impression on you, huh? (guffawing)
Cat: (with broken teeth and a cast): Laugh it up, Rat Boy. We'll see who's laughing when we get our big prize.
(Just then, a truck from WKAT radio comes by CatDog's house.)
Dog: Look, Cat, here it comes now!
Cat: (hugging Dog with tears of joy) Oh, Dog! It just doesn't get any better than this!
Announcer: Congratulations, Cat! You just won yourself a lifetime supply of....
Cat: Give it to me baby! Give it to me!!
Announcer: Tennis balls!!!
Cat: (confused) Huh?
Dog: YES!!! HI-HO DIGGITY!!!
Cat: No-ho diggity!!!
(Cliff, Lube, Shriek and Mervis and this time Mr. Sunshine are now in casts and catch up to CatDog again)
Cliff: Okay, boys, now we got them!
(CatDog crashes right into all of them and run away from them again)
Cliff: About face, boys! We got some mangling to do!
Winslow: (laughs) I really love fetch.